![]() ![]() ![]() #ROAD TO NOWHERE CRASH BANDICOOT 1 PLUS#I'm not quite so fond of Hawaii, which I'm fairly certain is exactly like Japan, minus tentacle rape, plus pineapples, the worst fruit in existence. Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, California, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming are, contiguously, quite literally the bee's knees. It's so nonsensical, you really can't blame her son for ending up all retardy.įorty-eight out of America's fifty states are pretty awesome. Bandicoot and the Candidate: Crashiekins Changes Politics Forever and Ever! įormer Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, who prides herself on brutally murdering newborn moosies in exactly the same way as she does not want anyone to brutally murder unborn babies. #ROAD TO NOWHERE CRASH BANDICOOT 1 CRACKED#If Crizzash the Bizzandicoot hopes to survive this road and successfully make it to nowhere, he will have to sharpen both his eyes and his mind, to learn to make split-second decisions and differentiate between planks in assorted states of disrepair on the fly - some are still sturdy, but then there are the majorly cracked planks, almost non-existent planks, completely non-existent planks, and - for a limited time only - planks in new Mystery Blue flavour!!! Oh, and he'll also have to watch out for Vibrating Wooden Turtles and Professional Wartie Impersonators. Bandicoot makes the interesting discovery that, like literally everything else he did, Emperor Wuu's highway system is also hilariously terrible, consisting for some reason of nothing more than precarious shoddily constructed rope bridges miles above the ground! (According to some professional social studiers, this might be because of all the cannabis.) Crashie is finally able to put the creatively named New Nativitanian metropolis of Nativopolis behind him! Out in the countryside, Mr. ![]() Road to Nowhere is the twelfth level of Crash Bandicoot. ![]()
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